i loved it when i read it... so here it is for u... & thanks to Omkar...
Bill To Pagal Hai.
Bill Deewana Hai.
Achhe Bure Softwares Banata Hai Yahi,
Hasata He Yahi, Rulata Hai,
Usme Phir ‘Bugs’ Daalta Hain Wohi,
Aur Solutions Bhi Nikalta Hai,
Bill To Pagal Hai.
Bill Deewana Hai.
Is Bill Ki Baton Mein Jo Aate Hain,
Woto Oolloo Ban Jate Hain,
Software To Dusare Bhi Banate Hain,
Banake Magar Kho Jate Hain,
Hmmm Bill To Pagal Hai.
Bill Deewana Hai.
Softwares Ko Main Na Pehchanoonga,
Working Bhi Na Mein Uski Janoonga,
Microsoft Ka Logo Bass Mein Dekhoonga,
Bill Jo Kahega Wohi Manoonga.
Bill To Pagal Hai.
Bill Deewana Hai.
Bill Ka Kehna Hum Sab Maane,
Bill Na Kisi Ki Maane,
Uski Strategy Jaan Li Hamne,
Ek Wohi Na Jaane.
Bill To Pagal Hai.
Bill Deewana Hai.
Chhoro Ye Bill ki Sab Kahaniya,
Bugs Ki Hain yeh Sab Nishaniya,
Programmers Ki Sari Pareshaniya,
Is Bill Ki Hain Ye Meherbaniya....
Just check it out... its amazing...It’s half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on…
PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing…
and who’s at work? Most of them??? Take a closer look..
All or most specimens are 20-something male species of the human race…
Look closer… again all or most of them are bachelors …
and why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!
Any guesses???
Let’s ask one of them…
Here’s what he says… “What’s there 2 do after going home… here we get to surf, AC, phone,
food, coffee.. that is why I am working late… importantly no bossssssss !!!!!!!!!!!
This is the scene in most research centers and software companies , and other off-shore offices.
Bachelors “time-passing” during late hours in the office just bcoz they say they’ve nothing else
to do…
Now what r the consequences. .. read on…
“Working”(for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture …
With bosses more than eager to provide support to those “working” late in the form of taxi
vouchers, food vouchers and of course good feedback (oh, he’s a hard worker… goes home only
to change..!!).
They aren’t helping things too… To hell with bosses who don’t understand the difference
between “sitting” late and “working” late!!!
Very soon, the boss start expecting all employees to put in extra working hours.
So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a
family… office is no longer a priority, family is …
and that’s when the problem starts …. becoz u start having commitments at home too.
For your boss, the earlier “hardworking” guy suddenly seems to become a ” early leaver” even if
u leave an hour after regulartime. .. after doing the same amount of work.
People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labeled as work-shirkers. ..
Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays… though) leave on time are labeled as “not
up to it”. All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on “working” not realizing
that they are spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they would have
to regret at one point of time.
* So what’s the moral of the story?? *
* Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!!
* Never put in extra time ” *unless really needed *”
* Don’t stay back un-necessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause
inconvenience to you and your colleagues.
There are hundred other things to do in the evening..
Learn music…
Learn a foreign language…
Try a sport… TT, cricket………
Importantly Get a girl friend or gal friend, take him/her around town…
* And for heaven’s sake net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no firewalls) and
try cooking for a change.
Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: *”Life’s calling, where are you??”*
Please pass on this message to all those colleagues And please do it before leaving time, don’t
stay back till midnight to forward this!!!
ITS A TYPICAL INDIAN MENTALITY THAT WORKING FOR LONG HOURS MEANS VERY
HARD WORKING & 100% COMMITMENT ETC.
PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SIT LATE IN THE OFFICE DON’T KNOW TO MANAGE THEIR
TIME.
SIMPLE !!!
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Regards,
N R Narayanamurthy
Infosys
