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Friday, November 30, 2007

Second Innings..!!!


Recently, an article came in a well known newspaper, about the 2nd Innings...

2nd Innings ??

2nd Innings of Cricket, no buddy, its the 2nd innings of life i.e. job after u retire !!

Ms. Shivani .R. Mehta student Studying in the Department of Extension and Communication Under the guidance and support of Dr.Avani Maniar Lecturer, in the Department of Extension and Communication, Faculty of Family and Community Sciences, The Maharaja Sayajirao University of Baroda, Vadodara, have launched a website for providing jobs to the elderly !! A good deed isn't it...

To know more visit their Website

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Bill to pagal hai...

i loved it when i read it... so here it is for u... & thanks to Omkar...

Bill To Pagal Hai.
Bill Deewana Hai.
Achhe Bure Softwares Banata Hai Yahi,
Hasata He Yahi, Rulata Hai,
Usme Phir ‘Bugs’ Daalta Hain Wohi,
Aur Solutions Bhi Nikalta Hai,
Bill To Pagal Hai.
Bill Deewana Hai.
Is Bill Ki Baton Mein Jo Aate Hain,
Woto Oolloo Ban Jate Hain,
Software To Dusare Bhi Banate Hain,
Banake Magar Kho Jate Hain,
Hmmm Bill To Pagal Hai.
Bill Deewana Hai.
Softwares Ko Main Na Pehchanoonga,
Working Bhi Na Mein Uski Janoonga,
Microsoft Ka Logo Bass Mein Dekhoonga,
Bill Jo Kahega Wohi Manoonga.
Bill To Pagal Hai.
Bill Deewana Hai.
Bill Ka Kehna Hum Sab Maane,
Bill Na Kisi Ki Maane,
Uski Strategy Jaan Li Hamne,
Ek Wohi Na Jaane.
Bill To Pagal Hai.
Bill Deewana Hai.
Chhoro Ye Bill ki Sab Kahaniya,
Bugs Ki Hain yeh Sab Nishaniya,
Programmers Ki Sari Pareshaniya,
Is Bill Ki Hain Ye Meherbaniya....

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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Something to try out !!!

Stumbled upon it... Just check it out... its amazing...

Link

more of his works here

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A post for all the ' workaholic bachelors '...

It’s half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on…

PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing…

and who’s at work? Most of them??? Take a closer look..

All or most specimens are 20-something male species of the human race…

Look closer… again all or most of them are bachelors …

and why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!

Any guesses???

Let’s ask one of them…

Here’s what he says… “What’s there 2 do after going home… here we get to surf, AC, phone,

food, coffee.. that is why I am working late… importantly no bossssssss !!!!!!!!!!!

This is the scene in most research centers and software companies , and other off-shore offices.

Bachelors “time-passing” during late hours in the office just bcoz they say they’ve nothing else

to do…

Now what r the consequences. .. read on…

“Working”(for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture …

With bosses more than eager to provide support to those “working” late in the form of taxi

vouchers, food vouchers and of course good feedback (oh, he’s a hard worker… goes home only

to change..!!).

They aren’t helping things too… To hell with bosses who don’t understand the difference

between “sitting” late and “working” late!!!

Very soon, the boss start expecting all employees to put in extra working hours.

So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a

family… office is no longer a priority, family is …

and that’s when the problem starts …. becoz u start having commitments at home too.

For your boss, the earlier “hardworking” guy suddenly seems to become a ” early leaver” even if

u leave an hour after regulartime. .. after doing the same amount of work.

People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labeled as work-shirkers. ..

Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays… though) leave on time are labeled as “not

up to it”. All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on “working” not realizing

that they are spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they would have

to regret at one point of time.

* So what’s the moral of the story?? *

* Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!!

* Never put in extra time ” *unless really needed *”

* Don’t stay back un-necessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause

inconvenience to you and your colleagues.

There are hundred other things to do in the evening..

Learn music…

Learn a foreign language…

Try a sport… TT, cricket………

Importantly Get a girl friend or gal friend, take him/her around town…

* And for heaven’s sake net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no firewalls) and

try cooking for a change.

Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: *”Life’s calling, where are you??”*

Please pass on this message to all those colleagues And please do it before leaving time, don’t

stay back till midnight to forward this!!!

ITS A TYPICAL INDIAN MENTALITY THAT WORKING FOR LONG HOURS MEANS VERY

HARD WORKING & 100% COMMITMENT ETC.

PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SIT LATE IN THE OFFICE DON’T KNOW TO MANAGE THEIR

TIME.

SIMPLE !!!

Regards,

N R Narayanamurthy

Infosys

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I started it !!!

Since last few days i've finally started what my mom was telling me to do since almost 3-4 years.. surprised to see the duration.. ;) what i had to do was benefiacial to me only and not my mother but then that laziness had got into my bones so rigidly tht it was almost impossible for me to do tht... Any guesses abt wht my mom was askin me to do..

It was doing Yoga and Pranayam daily... Recently, 'Astha' TV channel has started coming on DTH and on tht Ramdev Swamiji's live 'Yoga Shibir' is telecast evryday in the morning as well as evening.. I m a 'night out'- maniac so its just impossible for me to go to bed early and wake up at dawn... so for me watching the programme at 5:00 in the morning is just a dream... so i have started watchin it in the evening form 8:00 to 9:00..

Believe me it works wonders... u can 'feel the difference' just within a day or 2...

Visit the site for more details on yoga & pranayam... Website Link


so i m goin to do it regularly, will u ??

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Maut tu ek kavita hai...

The poem is from the evergreen movie 'Anand', recited by Rajesh Khanna.
here it goes....

Maut tu ek kavita hai....

Mujhse ek kavita ka vadaa hai, milegi mujhko ...

Doobti nabzon mein jab dard ko neend aane lage
Zard sa chehra liye chaand ufaq tak pahunche ...
Din abhi paani mein ho, raat kinare ke kareeb
Na andhera ho, na ujala ho ...
Na aadhi raat, na din
Jism jab khatm ho aur rooh ko saans aae ...

Mujhse ek kavita ka vadaa hai milegi mujhko....

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